All I want is a womb somewhere
Far away from the cold night air
And a uterus to spare
Oh, wouldn't it be luvverly?
Lots of ovaries would be a treat
Lots of tubes making things so sweet
Taken from a woman like she was meat
Oh, wouldn't it be luvverly?
Oh, so, luvverly sittin abso-bloomin-lutely still
I would never budge till I
Have ovulatory skill
Someone's head restin' on my knee
She won't need it as much as me
I chopped it off, you see
Oh, wouldn't it be luvverly
So clever - again!
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