a man complained

a man complained, and got shut down, a ladies' swimming session
it hurt his feelz, he couldn't join, he saw it as oppression
how very dare these women choose to exercise discretion
so he set out to make them pay and teach these girls a lesson

our speedo-wearing hero felt an hour every week
for them to swim in privacy amounted to a clique
(and why should women get to swim if fellas cannot peek?)
he wrote a strongly worded letter, full of sharp critique

and lo! a man has spoken, so the management react
they shut it down, for this daft clown, and claimed it broke an Act
(pro tip: don't claim you know the law unless it's based on fact)
and after women put them straight, they grudgingly retract 

see, what you missed, you dopey prat, in your campaigning keenness
is women's right, enshrined in law, to spaces without penis
a right we rather value that goes far beyond just swimming
hashtag SorryButNotSorry - we have Rights As Women